Don't Panic!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe.
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
The Guide says there is an art to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
Life... don't talk to me about life.
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't.
I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
Resistance is useless!
Forty-two.
It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
The Total Perspective Vortex derives its picture of the whole Universe from a piece of fairy cake.
Earth: Mostly Harmless.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Mostly Harmless.
Share and Enjoy.
Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.
Slartibartfast.
The Infinite Improbability Drive.
Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Arthur Dent.
Ford Prefect.
Trillian.
Milliways.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Magrathea.
Vogon Constructor Fleet.
Heart of Gold.
Deep Thought.
The Babel Fish.
Beware of the Leopard.
Genuine People Personalities.
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
Oolon Colluphid.
Eccentrica Gallumbits.
Hotblack Desiato.
Disaster Area.
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Bistromathics.
Somebody Else's Problem field.
Electronic Thumb.
Nutri-Matic Drinks Dispenser.
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.
Brownian Motion Producer.
Kill-O-Zap gun.
Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic.
Improbability Physics.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Megadodo Publications.
Ursa Minor Beta.
Betelgeuse.
Damogran.
Kakrafoon.
Santraginus V.
Jaglan Beta.
Fallia.
Altair.
Allosimanius Syneca.
Frogstar World B.
Sqornshellous Zeta.
Viltvodle VI.
Golgafrincham.
Krikkit.
Stavromula Beta.
The Big Bang Burger Bar.
Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
Maximegalon.
Flanux.
Axel.
Zarniwoop.
Zarniwoop Vann Harl.
Zarquon.
Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth.
Zipo Bibrok 5 × 10⁸.
Zem.
Yooden Vranx.
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.
Will.
Werdle.
Vroomfondel.
Veet Voojagig.
Varntvar The Priest.
Vann Harl.
Trin Tragula.
Tribesmen of the Cold Jolly Shoulder.
Thor.
The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax.
The Ruler of the Universe.
The Mice.
The Lajestic Vantrashell of Lob.
The Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler.
The Grebulons.
Garkbit.
Gag Halfrunt.
Frankie and Benjy Mouse.
Fook.
Finger.
Fenchurch.
Fayray.
Enid Kapelsen.
Emile the Frog.
Effrafax of Wug.
Eddie the Computer.
East River Creature.
Eccentrica Gallumbits.
Dionah Carlinton Housney.
Deep Thought.
Councilor Lunkwill.
Councilor Fook.
Colin the Robot.
Charles Darwin.
Caveman.
Bowerick Wowbagger.
Blart Versenwald III.
Billion Year Bunker.
Benji Mouse.
Barry Manilow.
Bartledanian.
Arthur Philip Deodat.
Almighty Bob.
Agrajag.
Allitnil.
Accountancy Priesthood.
Aseed.
Apocralyptic Minds of Azgoth.
Arcturan Megafreighters.
Argabuthon.
Arkintoofle Minor.
Asgard.
Askion.
Asteroids.
Astral Diner.
Atomic Rocket Pencil.
Azgoth.
Babelfish.
Beeblebrox.
Belgium.
Belladonna.
Betelgeuse Trading Scouts.
Bethselamin.
Bistro Illegal.
Blagulon Kappa.
Blemvoid.
Blort.
Brontitall.
Broop Kidron 13.
Broop Kidron Thirteen.
Burphon XII.
Café Lou.
Carling Black Label.
Cathedral of Chalesm.
Cathedral of Hate.
Celestial Home Care Omnibus.
Charting and Dash.
Cinnabar.
Ciceronicus 12.
Claxon.
Cloister.
Constellation Bastard.
Cosmic Cutie.
Cowtown.
Cradle of Life.
Crazee World O'Snax.
Cruxwan University.
Cyranic.
Dangrabad Beta.
Darkness.
Dentrassis.
Desiato.
Destiny.
Dimension of Death.
Dimension of Ghosts.
Dimension of Misery.
Dimension of Unreason.
Dimension of Vertigo.
Dirk McSoggy.
Disaster Area.
Divinity.
Dordellis wars.
Drengo.
Drespo.
Drunken Idiots.
Eadrax.
Earth.
Elan Vital.
Eroticon VI.
Eternium.
Fairlight Excalibur.
Falafel.
Fallia.
Fenchurch Street railway station.
Flargathon.
Foth of Avalars.
Frastra.
Frazfraga.
Frefrin.
Frogstar.
Frogstar Battle Zone.
Frogstar Fighter.
Frogstar Prison Planet.
Frogstar Robot.
Frogstar World A.
Frogstar World B.
Frogstar World C.
G'Gugvuntts.
Gagrakacka.
Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.
Galaxia Woonbeam.
Galgafrincham.
Galimaufry.
Gargle Blaster.
Gargravarr.
Gat Breedlove.
Gaufrette.
Gazelle.
Genghis Khan.
Geonusian.
Golgafrincham.
Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B.
Googleplex Star Thinker.
Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster.
Great Green Arkleseizure.
Great Hrung Disaster.
Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler.
Great Ventilation and Telephone Riots of Sqornshellous Zeta.
Greater Magellanic Cloud.
Grebulons.
Grunthos the Flatulent.
Gustible Gumbo.
Haaguenons.
Hactar.
Haggunenon Underfleet.
Haggunenons.
Han Wavel.
Happiness Patrol.
Hatchwell.
Heart of Gold.
Hexagonal Phase.
Highgate Cemetery.
Hillman Hunter.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Hig Hurtenflurst.
Hollop.
Holy Bartledanian.
Hooloovoo.
Hrung.
Hrung Disaster.
Humma Kavula.
Hurling Frootmig.
Hyper-Spatial Wire Service.
Hyperspace.
Hyperspace Planning Council.
Ibid.
Ident-I-Eeze.
Idiot Cybernetics.
Improbability Drive.
Improbability Field.
Improbability Physics.
Infinidim Enterprises.
Infinite Improbability Drive.
Infra-Pink.
Islington.
Jaglan Beta.
Jajazikstak Void.
Jatravartids.
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.
Kakrafoon Kappa.
Kanstas.
Kappa.
Karia.
Krikkit.
Krikkit One.
Krikkit Robot.
Krikkit War.
Krikkiter.
Krikkiters.
Kwaltz.
Lajestic Vantrashell of Lob.
Lallafa.
Lamuella.
Left Brain.
Lintilla.
Loonquawl.
Lord's Cricket Ground.
Lunkwill.
Lux.
Magrathea.
Majikthise.
Maximegalon.
Maximegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious.
Megabrantis cluster.
Megadodo Publications.
Mella.
Milliways.
Nano.
Nebula.
Neo Canis Major.
New Betel.
Oolon Colluphid.
Opticon.
Orgmeister.
Orion Beta.
Oshikora.
Outer Eastern Rim.
Ozark Mountains.
Padarga.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Peanut.
Peril-sensitive sunglasses.
Phouchg.
Phouchg and Loonquawl.
Phrastica.
Pleiades.
Plural Z Alpha.
Point of View Gun.
Poghril.
Poghrils.
Poodoo.
Prak.
Prefect.
Praxibetel IX.
Propeller Phase.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz.
Prostetnic Vogon Kwaltz.
Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.
Quintessential Phase.
Quordlepleen.
Raffle ticket.
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Reason.
Reggie.
Reg Nullify.
Reginald.
Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Right Brain.
Rimwards.
Rory.
Roosta.
Rupert.
Santraginean.
Santraginean mineral water.
Santraginus V.
Santraginus V.
Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
Sens-O-Tape.
Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity.
Shaltanac.
Share and Enjoy.
Sheol.
Shouter.
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division.
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter.
Sirius Tau.
Sirius Tau Eight.
Slim's Throat Emporium.
Slurms MacKenzie.
Snibbo.
Soulianis.
Southend.
Space.
Squornshellous Beta.
Squornshellous Delta.
Squornshellous Gamma.
Squornshellous Zeta.
St. Antwelm's.
Stavro Mueller.
Stavro Mueller Beta.
Stavromula Beta.
Striterax.
Sub-Etha.
Sund.
Sund.
Suntiger.
Suntiger.
Surijal.
Tanngrisnir.
Tanngrisnir.
Tannjöstr.
Tannjöstr.
Tegid Rhufon.
The Big Bang Burger Bar.
The Big Bang Burger Chef.
The Encyclopedia Galactica.
The Fifty-Three More Things to do in Zero Gravity.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Mark II.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Mk. II.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mark II.
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The Krikkit Wars.
The Lajestic Vantrashell of Lob.
The Meaning of Liff.
The Mice.
The Plural Zone.
The Quandary Phase.
The Quintessential Phase.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
The Ruler of the Universe.
The Secondary Phase.
The Tertiary Phase.
The Total Perspective Vortex.
The Ultimate Question.
The Universe.
The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash.
The Wikkit Gate.
The Wikkit Key.
Thor.
Thor's Hammer.
Thumbs.
Time.
Total Perspective Vortex.
Towel.
Towel Day.
Traal.
Trin Tragula.
Trillian.
Trillian Astra.
Triskelion.
Ursa Minor.
Ursa Minor Beta.
Ursae Minoris.
Veet Voojagig.
Viltvodle VI.
Vl'Hurg.
Vl'hurgs.
Vogon.
Vogon Constructor Fleet.
Vogon Constructor fleets.
Vogon Jeltz.
Vogon Poetry.
Vogons.
Vogsphere.
Voondon.
Vroomfondel.
Walmington-on-Sea.
War of the Worlds.
Waylayer.
Western Spiral Arm.
Whole Sort of General Mish Mash.
Wikkit Gate.
Wikkit Key.
Wonko the Sane.
Wowbagger.
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.
Xaxis.
Xaxisian.
Yooden Vranx.
Zaphod.
Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Zaphod Beeblebrox I.
Zaphod Beeblebrox II.
Zaphod Beeblebrox III.
Zaphod Beeblebrox IV.
Zaphod Beeblebrox the Nothingth.
Zarquon.
Zarss.
Zem.
Zirzla.
Zrxkl.
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.